Classroom Dialogue


JOKE 1
  • TEACHER :Maria, go to the map and find North America.
  • MARIA : Here it is!
  • TEACHER : Correct! Now class, who discovered North America?
  • CLASS : Mariaa!!!

JOKE 2:
  • TEACHER : Why are you late Frank?
  • FRANK : Because of the sign, teacher.
  • TEACHER : What sign?
  • FRANK : The one that says, 'School Ahead, GO SLOW.'

JOKE 3:
  • TEACHER : Can anybody give me an example of COINCIDENCE?
  • BRITNEY : Sir, my Mother and my Father got married on the same day, same time!

JOKE 4:
  • TEACHER : George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry Tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
  • LOUIE : Because George still had the axe in his hand...
JOKE 5:
  • TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say your prayers before eating?
  • SIMON : No Sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook!

JOKE 6:
  • TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
  • HAROLD : A Teacher!

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