Classroom Dialogue

JOKE 1

• TEACHER :Maria, go to the map and find North America.
• MARIA : Here it is!
• TEACHER : Correct! Now class, who discovered North America?
• CLASS : Mariaa!!!

JOKE 2:

• TEACHER : Why are you late Frank?
• FRANK : Because of the sign, teacher.
• TEACHER : What sign?
• FRANK : The one that says, 'School Ahead, GO SLOW.'

JOKE 3:

• TEACHER : Can anybody give me an example of COINCIDENCE?
• BRITNEY : Sir, my Mother and my Father got married on the same day, same time!

JOKE 4:

• TEACHER : George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry Tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
• LOUIE : Because George still had the axe in his hand...
  

JOKE 5:

• TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say your prayers before eating?
• SIMON : No Sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook!
  

JOKE 6:

• TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
• HAROLD : A Teacher!